Sabirah, the Love Psychiatrist!! [Part 1]

Gyahahahrh! Read the sign? Okay, many of my friends (not pointing to anyone) have problems with their love life (sheesh, you're nonetheless is a teenage like I am. See, I'm happy with my life without any human boyfriend plus with having laptop, SAI, art and tablet as my boyfriend and anime boys as my self-proclaimed fiance. shot.). Anyway, that's my life and since my life is happy enough, I'm oughta help your doomed life, ohohohohorh (lately, I love to laugh and add 'rh' at the end of my laugh. Try it, it sounded lot better)

Tips on how to choose a boyfriend (for girls )

• Did he break up with you and one day, he said he learned that you're the most precious person in his life? 

=If he said that, kill him cause he's an idiot  just apologize to him and said you can't. You see why, he left you and he returns. If you're really precious, he would never ever leave you, right? It's like you're doll to him. Once he's bored with you, he plays with another doll and when he's bored with the new doll, he returns to you and this will repeat and repeat until RIP'IT (Rest In Peace In Tomb)

•  Did a guy you liked/neutral about is dating another girl and broke up with that girl, saying he loves you best?

=Shot him in the head is the best option but I suggest splitting him with the chainsaw is a better idea Take your time and think about it. Take my advice and gives a mind of it, he left that girl for you and said he loves you better. Maybe one day, he'll left you(just like how he did to the previous girl) and go to another girl saying he loves her better.

• Check his past

=Kay, he confessed, saying it's not his fault but his GF's the one who left him. Why don't you becomes a detective for a few days and investigate his past GF, some darkness could never be revealed without asking past victims y'know? Maybe he was a murderer or sex addict before  an annoying person who calls every seconds checking who you're with? And you're not even married for ice-cream sake!

• Don't give him your body

=We, the females have our own pride and dignity. He asked you to proof your love and that could only mean one (face turning red) Urm.. y'know...(look at bed) the a'herm thing when female and male a'herm together.. I think you're understand. Did he threat you saying he will leave you if you don't want to proof your love and do..urm..'that' with you? Okay, that's it, I'm pissed off, I'm sooo taking out the chainsaw just leave him. A guy who really loves you don't have to do 'that' with you and as a guy, he'll protect your pride and dignity till the end ^.<

Part 2 for guys coming soon.

P/S: My youngest brother got a high fever today D'aww >///< Hope you get well soon lil bro.
P/S: Currently doing so many lollita themed arts. One is as my great Omega cute lolli chibi sweet awesome greatly amazing 11 years old's birthday!